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In episode 526 of the Astrology Podcast, we look at the horoscope for March 2026 with astrologers Chris Brennan and Austin Coppock.
We’re on the heels of a very important planetary alignment, so we’ll spend the first half of the episode diving deep into the latest news events to see how the astrology has played out before moving on to our breakdown of transits for next month.
In the news segment, we will explore the impact of this particular Saturn-Neptune conjunction, particularly how it revealed things that were previously hidden, especially with the release of the Epstein files. We’ll also discuss how the recent eclipse intensified Pluto’s transit through Aquarius, accelerating discussions about AI agents, humanoid robotics, and extraterrestrial life. Finally, we focus on the astrology surrounding the very serious geopolitical tensions with Iran.
As we move into the forecast for March, we see that we’re still in the midst of eclipse season, navigating a total lunar eclipse in Virgo, colored by overlapping alignments. We’ll analyze the challenges of Mercury retrograde in Pisces, the reality-shattering influence of inner planets crossing the Saturn-Neptune conjunction in Aries, and how Jupiter’s direct placement in Cancer can offer some helpful silver linings and protections during an otherwise volatile month.
Finally, we highlight a few windows of opportunity amidst the chaos, including a very positive Mars-Jupiter trine that forms the basis of the month’s best electoral chart. As always, you can find a full list of timestamps below if you want to jump to different sections or topics.
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00:00:00 Login
00:00:38 Quick March overview
00:02:42 Beard science
00:06:16 News segment begins
00:06:39 Epstein files released
00:22:48 Superbowl and Puerto Rico
00:28:51 AI acceleration, agents and OpenClaw
00:37:28 AI is given the fear of death
00:45:33 AI will cause a computer shortage
00:48:22 Robot martial arts
00:52:11 Anthropic
00:54:08 Seedance 2.0 and Saturn-Neptune
00:59:53 Aquarius Eclipse and Extraterrestrial Life
01:06:14 Death of Jesse Jackson
01:08:37 Prince Andrew was arrested
01:10:02 Mexican cartel leader killed
01:11:26 Cuba
01:14:10 Iran
01:21:19 Ending news segment
01:23:55 March horoscope begins
01:24:58 Mars-Uranus square bleeds into March
01:26:34 Mercury retrograde in Pisces
01:29:26 March 1 chart and Mars enters Pisces
01:30:44 Virgo lunar eclipse opposite Mars
01:39:56 Mercury retrograde joins Venus
01:53:02 Sun-pointed Jupiter
01:58:12 Venus conjuncts Neptune and Saturn
02:03:37 Jupiter stations direct to Cancer
02:06:41 Mercury conjunct retrograde Mars
02:09:00 Pisces New Moon
02:11:06 The Sun enters the stations of Aries and Mercury directly
02:14:02 Mars trines Jupiter
02:21:26 Convenient election schedule for March 21
02:24:26 Sun conjuncts Neptune and Saturn in Aries
02:30:42 Venus enters Taurus and the end of the month passes
02:34:22 End of forecast and closing announcements
02:40:41 Credits and Patreon shoutouts
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